IDIOT MOTORISTS (1)I wish human beings would use their heads. I visited a petrol(gas) station today to beg for some tid bits from the sales assistants and I sat and watched the motorists filling up and paying. First, the stupid wankers stand there waving the nozzle around waiting for it to be authorized, wondering why it hasn't been switched on, looking sardoniclly at the sales assistant and whistling for attention. HELLO !? Oi, Fuck Face, get the nozzle in the car and perhaps the cashiers will switch it on quicker. Jesus H Christ! (2)Also, you stupid stupid wankers, don't put your credit cards and cash in your mouth whilst filling up. The amount of times you twats handed in soaking wet money and plastic defied belief. The cashiers don't want to handle that shyte.	Me, Ranting.... (3)Who is the stupid fucker using mobile 'phones whilst filling up also? Yes, I thought so, it's YOU! Don't fucking do it, get some sense. (4)Why do you bend you plasic back on the counter and slap it down all the time? Piss off! (5)Why do you twirl your loyalty card around on the counter thinking the cashier hasn't seen it? Fuck, the cashier is busy running your cash or plasic through the terminal, they will see to it in time.... it's only fucking 5p anyway.	(6)Why the fuck do you slam your polos or extra strong mints down on the counter? It only serves to break the fuckers (7)Why the hell do you put something on the counter then go wondering off? fuckin' hell, use a basket or something ------------------------- BREAST FETISH You know something? I have to admit that I love feline's breasts but I have to say that I have a particular penchant for the ladies that do the sign langauge on television for the deaf. Nice bouncy shapes, mmmmm.

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